Big Tasty out of stock

Today I visited the McDonalds, and like usual I either order a Big Mac or a Big Tasty.

I was pretty hungry so I decided to go with the bigger one, the Big Tasty:
My love...

And then they told me it was out of stock and replaced with a burger called “American Classic”.

My reaction:

Let me give a little moment to grief for the Big Tasty…

Erhem… Music please…
Funeral Song *open in new window*

Alas, poor Big Tasty…
I remember when I first got to taste you… at first I didn’t think much of it besides that unique sauce of yours…
But as I got used to you… I kept wanting more and more of you… until you were finally a burger that could rival the Big Mac…
Sure it was false advertising for you to be considered big if you compare yourself to Burger King’s burgers, but you were still a lot more delicious…
Sure we had our problems here and there… like when you decided to put bacon on you… and the fact I had to keep asking the people to make you without tomatoes…
But I guess like the saying goes… you only start to miss something when it’s gone…
And I’ll miss you, buddy… I… *tears*… you didn’t go out of stock in vain… you gave me memories for every single time I’ve went to McDonalds… you gave me something to look forward to…
Good bye… my good friend…